StammerMouth: CHOO CHOO!

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Sun 8 Sep, 7.30pm
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Purcell Room at Queen Elizabeth Hall
Comedy
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Person wearing pink dungarees stands up looking outwards and smiling. A person wearing yellow dungarees sits behind them.

Get onboard the runaway train in this playful and interactive show exploring intrusive thoughts and OCD.

‘What if you hurt Duncan? What if you did? I bet you could. I bet you could do it. I bet you will.’

CHOO CHOO! (Or Have You Ever Thought About Pushing Someone Off a Train Platform ('Cos I Have)) is a show about a misunderstood condition, told by people who know a bit about it.

Silly and surreal, it’s an insight into obsessive compulsive disorder, in equal measures very funny and profoundly moving.

The show was a recipient of The Scotsman’s Fringe First Award in 2023 and The Mental Health Foundation Award in 2023.

StammerMouth is the creative alias for Nye Russell-Thompson and was born out of the
necessity for people to understand how it feels to have a stammer, through self-aware deflective humour, stark minimalism, and audience participation.

Need to know

Age recommendation

For ages 16+

Audio Description is available during this event. To use this service, please let a member of the team know when you arrive so that we can organise a headset for you.

This event is British Sign Language interpreted (BSL).

To book tickets for BSL interpretation, email [email protected] or call us on 020 3879 9555.

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Contains flashing lights and loud noises

Contains strong language and references to intrusive thoughts and OCD. CW: sex, death, contamination, violence and suicide, and depictions of threat of violence. Involves audience participation (opt-out badges are available).

Dates & times

Sun 8 Sep, 7.30pm
Approximate run time: 1 hour.
Run times may vary by up to 20 minutes as they can be affected by last-minute programme changes, intervals and encores.

Price

  • Standard entryFrom £14*
  • Concessions25%**


* Excludes £3.50 booking fee.

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** Limited availability. Read about concessions.

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Venue

Purcell Room

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Frequently asked questions

Get an overview of the seating layout of the Purcell Room by downloading our seating plan.

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Toilets

An accessible toilet is located in the foyer.

A Changing Places toilet is located on Level 1 Royal Festival Hall next to the JCB Glass Lift, for the exclusive use of disabled people who need personal assistance to use the toilet.

The facility includes a height-adjustable bench, tracking hoist system, a centrally-placed toilet, a height-adjustable basin and a shower. Please visit the Welcome Desk on Level 2, Royal Festival Hall, where a member of staff can provide you with the key. You can also use the phone next to the Changing Places toilet to speak to a member of staff. The facility is open daily 10am – 11pm.

Cloakroom

The Queen Elizabeth Hall and Purcell Room cloakroom is closed. You won’t be able to bring any bags over 40 x 25 x 25cm into the venues, so please leave large bags at home.

We're cash-free

Please note that we're unable to accept cash payments across our site. 

Purcell Room is located in Queen Elizabeth Hall. For step-free access please use Royal Festival Hall JCB glass lift to Level 2 and enter via Riverside Terrace.

Talk to a member of staff at the auditorium entrance if you have a disability that means you can’t queue, or you need extra time to take your seat. They can arrange priority entry for you as soon as the doors open.

Please bear with us while we update our access map to reflect the refurbishment of the Royal Festival Hall’s Level 2 foyer spaces. The step-free routes remain the same.

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