Imagine Children’s Festival Joke Book


Wednesday, February 18, 2015 - 17:37

Imagine Children’s Festival Joke Book

The children from the Festival Ideas Cloud have got some cracking jokes to share with you. Can your friends and family guess the answers correctly?

Q. Why was the maths book sad?

A. Because he had too many problems

Q. What do babies and footballers have in common?

A. They both dribble 3!

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A. An investigator!

Q. What did the karate people eat when the pig was there?

A. Pork chops

Q. What happened when the man was doing the splits and eating a banana?

A. He turned into a banana split!

Q. Where do pirates go shopping?

A. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgos

Q. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A. Nacho-cheese

Q. What do you call a ghost that is a goalkeeper?

A. A ghoulie!

Q. When it was a hot day, what did the footballer do to cool down?

A. He went out and sat next to the fans

These jokes were brought to you by The Festival Ideas Cloud Advisory Board, made up of children aged 8-10, who help us shape the Imagine Children’s Festival.

Each year a different group of children from our Associate Primary Schools in Lambeth are invited to take part in the projects. They tell us what they want to see in the festival, help us develop events and create copy and design for marketing. 

Imagine Festival Ideas Cloud